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The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be...

The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, people

If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the...

If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

If its about to print, The printer will get jammed.

If its about to print, The printer will get jammed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper...

The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper only when the client asks for 10 copies of a 120 page report by evening.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

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