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The patient furthest away from the nurses' station rings the call bell more often than the patient nearest to the nurses' station.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Quote by Francis Bacon about olderness, man, age, old

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

Quote by Warren Beatty about hate, time

If my guests do not like it here, I suggest they accompany you to the nursery... where I am sure you will all feel more at home.

Quote by Bette Davis about home

Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, help, need

The perfect nurse for the job will apply the day after that post is filled by some semi qualified idiot.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, perfection, day

When the nurse on the preceding shift has surrounded the patient with absorbent pads, the code brown will hit every sheet and miss every pad.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

Rest assured that when you are in a hurry, the nurse's notes have not been written.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine