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Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, moon, univers, research

Murphy's love laws If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, difficulties, bad

Murphy's computers laws; If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need

Murphy's computers laws; The quickest way to shutdown a PC is to unplug it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Murphy's war laws; Suppressive fires - won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Murphy's war laws: There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, work

Murphy's military police laws: The simple things are always hard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, things

75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Assaf's Laws of Lines.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce

Under the above mentioned laws always try substituting - Old Western Texas Poets Sonneteer Society for Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, poets, justice, society, old, olderness

If you lose a merc through death or end of contract, you'll be in the middle of nowhere and be forced to leave behind his/her heavy gear: This is most commonly your heavy weapons expert who carried a few LAWs and your mortar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about death, end

Moral beliefs tend to be like laws in crowded places.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about moral

If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself (take many laws from this site into account, though not this one ahem.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, name

If you notice that one of the laws you read came from a different source, it was either completely innocent or completely malevolent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law

Murphy's love laws: If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Quote by Edgar Allan Poe about love