Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, moon, univers, research
Murphy's love laws If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, difficulties, bad
Murphy's computers laws; If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need
Murphy's computers laws; The quickest way to shutdown a PC is to unplug it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Murphy's Law ill go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, beginning, law
Murphy's war laws: There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, work
Murphy's military police laws: The simple things are always hard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, things
Murphy's love laws: If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.Quote by Edgar Allan Poe about love
When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, bad luck, good luck, time
No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, perfection, things
All that has been accomplished by the insertion of the computer into the classroom is the combining of two areas covered under Murphy's Law.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, law
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love