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The hardest part was admitting that I'd let myself go way...

The hardest part was admitting that I'd let myself go way farther than I wanted to.

Quote by Willie Aames

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to...

The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your...

Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fight, fall, fire, fire brigade

On any call, there will always be more `bad guys' than...

On any call, there will always be more `bad guys' than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad luck, bad, good, good luck

The more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have...

The more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have to send it away to be repaired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade

The first person needing to exit the elevator will always...

The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person farthest to the rear of the elevator.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people

You set your goals to a point where they're attainable, but far enough away that you have to really go get them. And every year I push my goals a little bit farther away, and every year I work a little bit harder to get them.

Quote by Rafael Palmeiro about purpose, work

The great medley of Oregon and California emigrants, at their camps around Independence, had heard reports that several additional parties were on the point of setting out from St. Joseph's farther to the northward.

Quote by Francis Parkman about opinion, independence

Take a chance, all life is a chance, the man who goes...

Take a chance, all life is a chance, the man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.

Quote by Dale Carnegie about events, chance, man, life

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.

Quote by Donald McNichol Sutherland about film, age, olderness

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was...

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.

Quote by Isaac Newton about opinion

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