Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you say you're going to do.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce