Murphy's laws about Cars

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late.

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If you're running late the bus will be too

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You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.

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When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.

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Hotrods are never seen, but often heard.

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You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get fired.

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The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When you car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part.

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No matter how well kept the car, an oil leak will develop.

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When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.

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Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods.

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There's always parking space when driving a 4X4.

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If your working under the hood of a car and drop something, it will always roll the middle of the car and just out of reach.

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The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.

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The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects.

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After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will be broken into - probably on the same day.

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The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.

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Your Car Keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest.

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Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.

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A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark.

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The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.

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