Murphy's laws
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
It is a fact that every thing in universe moves counterclockwise.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about univers, things
If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, happiness, need
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty
Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice
A computer is only as smart as the person using it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, people
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, question