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Murphy's miscellaneous laws: Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 569 | Rank: 10.00 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 471 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: Every aquarium will eventually leak.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 499 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If your plane is about to crash, the parachute are missing.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 450 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If you notice that one of the laws you read came from a different source, it was either completely innocent or completely malevolent.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 484 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
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Jeremy Clarkson: "Se iau doua masini identice, se schimba doar 4 din cele 15000 de componente si se obtin produse tot atat de diferite ca si James si Richard."
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Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself (take many laws from this site into account, though not this one ahem.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 487 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know the answers to everyone else's set of questions but never your own.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 528 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 450 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 459 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 473 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
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Murphy's miscellaneous laws: Keys dropped near an open elevator door will always fall down the crack.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 486 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: The first thing to break down is the irreparable one.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 457 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 471 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: Good luck is inversely proportional to good timing.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 493 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: It is a fact that every thing in universe moves counterclockwise.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 492 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: Murphy's Law is unconstitutional, but will never be repealed.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 447 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 482 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 489 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If your happy, don't worry you'll get over it.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 503 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: The only people less likely to follow your advice than those who receive it unsolicited are those who ask for it.
Author: Edward A. Murphy (1918-1990) | Theme: Miscellaneous | Click-uri: 514 | Rank: 0 | Add to favorites
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Jeremy Clarkson: "Despre benzile rezervate autobuzelor: Nu inteleg benzile de autobuze. De ce trebuie sa ajunga saracii inaintea mea?"
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